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Top 10 Reasons to go to Mass in a Wheelchair

March 6, 2007 | 4 Comments

10. You get a better cushion than the pew.

9. You can turn your chair in a 360 degree circle so you don’t miss anything.

8. When they give the Sign of the Peace, you can roll around faster and shake more peoples’ hands than anyone else.

7. You get the best parking spot.

6. Your lap is perfect for carrying the Gifts up to the altar.

5. You don’t have to go up to get Communion if you don’t feel like it- they’ll deliver!

4. You never have to climb over other people to get back to your seat.

3. You can pop wheelies during the sermon if it’s boring.

2. You can sit in the back and check out what it’s like to be an usher.

and the number 1 reason to go to Mass in a wheelchair is…

1. *You* belong!


Comments

4 Comments so far

  1. michigancatholic on March 8, 2007 6:29 pm

    Hi Wheelie!

  2. wheeliecatholic on March 12, 2007 10:10 am

    Hi, MichiganCatholic! Thanks for stopping by.

  3. socratic on April 3, 2007 3:19 am

    Hi Wheelie! I too am a wheelchair catholic with a new blog.
    See:
    Really enjoyed your blog. Thanks for all the good information.
    Yours in Christ,
    Charles M. Cook, Capt. USAF (Ret.)

  4. wheeliecatholic on April 3, 2007 7:28 am

    Hi Charles,
    Nice to meet another wheelchair Catholic – good luck with your blog and welcome to st blogs!

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